Saturday, July 31, 2004

Well, I'm back again, after a short spell off blogging. To be honest I planned to take a 'longer break', but I have finally planted my feet back on solid ground again.

Anyway there's nothing to hide and it's quite obvious I've had a rough week altogether. The fact that it's a week before mid-sem and the week where all projects are due doesn't help things, but no point putting the blame on all these external stuff. But having rode this vicious storm I've learnt quite a lot of lessons and I guess God has finally burst my bubble - after so long. Anyhow the past is past and I'm looking forward to to the future.

To my all lovey dovey friends, you know who you are! Sounds so cheesy, but thanks for always being there through the thick and thin, rain and snow, troubled and untroubled, happy and sad, good and bad, rich and poor, assets and liabilities..

Ok I'm getting mad. Well you'll never hear me say those things again, so treasure my words!

To 'fetcher': I don't think it's worth losing sleep just listening to your hurting comments, and as God taught us to love our enemies just as ourselves, I'll leave the matter to rest.

Well nonetheless I've had a busy week. Let's see:

PRIVATE PARTS PLAY: Kinda boring though, and didn't like the highly sexual references. Guess if I'm not 18 yet, then I won't be able to think like an 18 year old. Sigh.

PAGES CONCERT: The hilarious thing was seeing Richard Slessor and Zhang Wei acting! Of course the latter acted damm good lah! Her actions were plain funny man gosh. Changed my whole perspective of her.

I, ROBOT: Well prior to that, I went to G2000 to buy my suit. Haha. I can see everyone saying 'Finally you bought!' yes, after much persuasion, finally got it and a huge discount. With a shirt! Ok the movie I Robot was terrible. Such a pity that's the only show available to watch. And it was a disaster. I fell asleep man. Think the others slept through it too.

Today: I'm feeling super tired. Woke up at 5AM! Can you imagine. Had work at 6.30. Usually 7am but today some Sri Lankan flight had a passenger which needed help. So my dad poor thing had to jet me there just for this flight, but it's worth cos the overtime pay is 4 TIMES the normal rate. And the procedures only took 20 minutes! So it's a huge deal, but any cash I get is to reimburse my new suit anyway. Overall work was slack, and I went off early to sleep at home. Then woke up at 5PM to go NDP Preview. Dunno how my dad got tickets. But what a waste. It was soooooo boring. The goody bag sucks too. Nothing's new lah. Performances all the same. I think I'll be working on National Day in that case. Seen the whole parade already.

Ok toodles for now. Continue tagging!

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Sigh, yesterday Interview screwed up, today BESE screwed up! Hai, don't wanna talk about it. Asked my dad to buy shoes for me liao. Now still have to get suit. Suck. Fetched.

 

Monday, July 26, 2004

Today is another CRAPZILLA day. Hai. Must wear smart casual cos of the interview. Practically just wore my work attire man. Btw those pple who saw that red tie that's my work tie as well. Can't be bothered lah. Anyway, read somewhere that wearing red signifies CONFIDENCE. So yeah walked in confidently, greeted those tutors, my dear Aisha and some unknown Mrs Brown.

Aisha: how ya feeling?

FETCHED (me): great! great!

Aisha: excited about the job?

FETCHED: yes definitely!

Aisha: Why?

..........................................

WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT? I MEAN, YOU ARE ASKING ME WHY AM I EXCITED ABOUT A JOB? WHO ON EARTH WOULD START AN INTERVIEW LIKE THAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER?

FETCHED: (utters some rubbish)

Ok here's the interesting part.

Mrs Brown: So Jermaine, tell us if you understand customers well.

FETCHED: (utters more rubbish. answers yes anyhow)

Mrs Brown: So let's say I'm a customer wanting to go for a holiday in TANJONG PINANG. How would you sell the package?

FETCHED: What sort of holiday do you like? Outdoor? City life?

Mrs Brown: JUST EVERYTHING!!

............dot dot dot dot dot..........

 
Firstly, where in the FETCH is TANJONG PINANG!!!!!!!!! ERGH!!!!!!! Indonesia!! and I said Malaysia. How wonderful.

Secondly, WHERE GOT CUSTOMERS WANT EVERYTHING SIA?? U THINK WHAT?? AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS AH?????

ok, anyway, on a happier note, my observers told me what Aisha said about my interview. Honestly her comments were, erm, unexpected lah. And I don't have to bear the brunt of report writing.

I must write lines to correct myself.

 

Tanjong Pinang is in Indonesia
Tanjong Pinang is in Indonesia
Tanjong Pinang is in Indonesia
Tanjong Pinang is in Indonesia
Tanjong Pinang is in Indonesia

I'M SO FETCHED!!!!

THE INTERVIEW WAS CRAP!

CRAPPILY FETCHED!!!

I mean, what sorta rubbish questions they ask man!! "How would you market Tanjong Pinang?"

OF ALL PLACES....

TANJONG PINANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IN THE FETCH IN TANJONG PINANG??!!

I FINISHED SCHOOL AT 2PM TODAY!!!!!!!!

THAT'S SO FETCHED!!!!!

FETCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 25, 2004

I'm supposed to be doing project now!!! Oh man. Procrastinating again. Look at the time. I might as well stay awake the whole night. I mean, that's just so FETCHED! FAR FETCHED!

Today sucked. NE talk is a waste of time. Seriously, if I need to attend these talks just to graduate, I might as well quit school now and not graduate. What in the FETCH are they teaching us? Molestation, rape, PMS etc.. you know lah. Make me wake up so early just to hear a lecture on these? Give me a break! I've got better things to do on a lovely Saturday morning.

Friday, July 23, 2004

Well, Zhang Wei's story isn't over! Check out Kailing's blog (i've linked her) to find out the full story!

I mean, it's so FETCHED!

Hey, stop trying to make FETCHED happen! It's not gonna happen!

Like duh!

(gosh i'm going crazy haha)

Hahahahaha!! Oh man I just can't stop laughing man Wanyi sent me this stupid video. Some Korean girls doing their own siao siao MTV man damm funny man! It's like SO FETCHED! SO FAR FETCHED! Bui tahan sia lucky no one in the room if not my family think I siao! But really really very funny man I try to send to all of you!!

Hmm ok today Friday is nightmare day. Friday morning = Zhang Wei tutorial! I know, many peeps have been asking me who in the FETCH is Zhangwei. Like Wanyi said, you wouldn't want to know! Gosh! Didn't have a good tutorial. Practically a quarelling session with her man. But can't help it lah I know I was a bit mean, but she's making things so hard! Over some wrong questions she will just try to find fault when there's no fault! My class will know what I'm talking about, it's the 'food' question. And I was like 'WAH LAO YOU WANNA SURVEY PEOPLE UNTIL ASK WHAT TYPE OF CHICKEN THEY LIKE, WHETHER RAW OR COOK, CHICKEN FROM BRAZIL OR SINGAPORE ALL THAT MEH' I mean, that's like so FETCHED! haha ok gosh after watching Mean Girls again I'm so mean.

Anyway so glad it was over. And just dreaded the whole day away lor.. Accounts, marketing, then I skip entrepreneurship tut. Go lab do stuff, and Wanyi show me that MTV! So FETCHED man!

 

k lah thats all..


Thursday, July 22, 2004

You know, it's quite flattering to see people writing about me in their blogs! Yesterday it was Mel, and today Kailing gave me the blog-of-honour as well! Although she was writing about an incident that happened yesterday lah. Wanted to cut and paste here but her blog disallowed me to do that! Anyway I think it was a rather embaressing situation, absolutely no offence lah, but 1000000 apologies to Kailing! I know you're not taking it seriously, but if you are, sorry! You know me lah, always crapping around with these mean jokes. Kidding only lah hor.

www.climalution.blogspot.com

Hmm ok back to today, our sports day was changed to movie instead and we headed down to Cine to watch MEAN GIRLS. 9 of us altogether occupying the second row man, and it's my second time. Still as funny! Think Dele was quite pissed off with my infectious laughter. But bui tahan lah really damm funny man. A must watch! And the girls behind me were drooling over the hottie man haha. The lead girls weren't too bad as well yeah!

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

MELISSA CHEW JING SI'S BLOG:
 
Howy dowdy, had my accounts test today which was so frigging hard. I mean like what the **** the questions during tutorial are rather easy and shit they gave me so lil time to complete the whole paper. There goes my bsss its gonna fly out of my window soon. Damn it screw it chicken nehs nehs. Ok this is coming from princess melissa but hell i kinda begin to  love apel too. Bwahah and miss grace chia kicks ass man. Ho ho apel lesson today was so damn hilarious, topic of the day pre marital sex. Coming from a class of perverts there were words like uhh threesome blah blah blah. Gosh i was laughing so badly i think my meepok was gonna come out from my beautiful pretty mouth. Bwaahha. Wonder what will be nexts week apel topic hmm maybe how to have better sex? Hahah gosh i bet the classmates i have are gonna love that so much i think they will want to extend the apel lessons. I love my class so much till i piss from my mouth. shhheeee sheee.
Meeeting jerms tmr for our roti prata session and yes blloody hell i am so not looking forward for tomorrow's lesson. Applied research. Damn i am so going to screw that shit exam up, i have no damn idea whats it about and i can't understand what is jerms lover trying to teach me. Applied reserach can go eat my chicken neh neh

 
Ok that's a great technique! Copy and paste from Mel's blog since we more or less echo the same sentiments. Well let's see what we can add. Of course, accounts test, the first test of the semester. How wonderful. Wonderful s****y. I mean it was freaking screwed up man though it's not my fault that I didn't take accounts before. But all my hard work comes undone. You should see my answer scrpit man I mean exams i'm usually a hyper neat freak but all my lines were not ruled and drawn in pen man it was a mess. Hai.

And btw, my class is not perverted MEL!!!!!

jerms lover =  zw

siao!

Ok. What else oh yah had crapping session with wanyi dayana and the guys at Mac and BK man that wanyi is hell of a horoscope freak I think she has a Diploma in Horoscope man. Was telling me all my traits and stuff and being a scorpio yeah I'm now known as MG. MG = mysterious guy. wahaha. And found out that pple of same horoscope can't be together sigh sigh sigh I guess that's why OPPOSITES ATTRACT.

Here's the next part that is worth covering: HOW TO WIN VOTES IN THE TPSU ELECTIONS

1) Don't make promises that you can't keep.

Meaning, don't write things like 'your welfare is my concern' or 'i'll give you my best' in your flyers. The students welfare has nothing to do with you! WHO ARE YOU? Do you have the resources to handle our welfare? It's not a small issue man so don't make such claims I find it quite ridiculous man. Cos no one has the power to really care for the students' welfare. Not even the director himself, cos students face many different problems.

Ok. That was something I had to get off my chest. Lol.

2) Be creative when designing your flyers.

Meaning, don't just put your photo there and say 'vote for me'. Where's the passion? And if you wanna put a picture of yourself, don't put one where you're wearing slippers and shorts! What sorta image are you portraying? Be creative! Use colours!

3) Design big posters instead of small flyers.

Obviously, size does matter. Some flyers are so small I don't even know who we are voting for man. Make it huge! Spread it across the walls! These will catch the attention!!

4) Don't be too over-creative

Meaning, don't put your flyers on tissue boxes, and don't walk around with huge posters ON YOU. It's rather embarressing. It's more like asking people NOT to vote for you.

5) Sell yourself, by being there!

Meaning, come to a LT, make an announcement for people to vote for you. We will appreciate your sincererity! After all, it means your presence is felt, and you have the heart. It would be a plus if you are good-looking too! (quite unfortunately, there has been 0 cases)

6) Look good!

(again, that's quite non-existent)

With those 6 tips, you'll win the election!

(i doubt any of the elected people will be reading this anyway -_-)

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Another new week! So after some time it's updating by popular demand. Actually I don't really have much to update cos you wouldn't want me ranting on about school right.
 
Never mind, I'll just do it!
 
MONDAY - Phi lo ma ma lesson first thing in the week. All my crappy nicknames are coming out man. I'm so mean! Ok her name is Philomena. So Chinese would probably be Phi Lo Ma Ma. Right? Ok. Proves that there's no error in my Chinese grade C5. Yeah and my group still can't decide on some ethics about the project, and she can't direct us too, and flipping a coin came to no consensus, so maybe the public can help me out.
 
"Is it possible to change a homosexual, or is there no remedy?"
 
Yup, weird project there about anti-social behaviour. None of us can really come to a conclusion. Anyhow that's just some controversial stuff lah shall dwell into it.
 
Comm Skills interview was alright, though Wanyi must have felt she had been exploited with too many ridiculous questions. Ahaha. Too bad Dayana wanted me to be the interviewer. Yes found out that Ashraf is a TAEKWONDO expert. Don't mess with him. Even is you are a demanding customer!
 
TUESDAY - As usual, it's hate day, since it's dressing up day. So woke up early to try on the suit and yah MEL MEL still doesn't like it. Prince William suit leh! Wahaha. Had combined etiquette class gosh the classroom was so hot! Hmm Tan Hsien Wei tutored most of the time, he's much better than Nair Nair! ( I'm so mean) Learnt about office politics today. Felt so good, cos he was teaching us how to lie, how to backstab, hwo to look hardworking and how to pull strings with the boss to get promotion, higher pay etc. Initially Gen was telling me 'man he's teaching us unethical stuff!' but hmm come to think of certain points I had to agree, like lying to your boss and stuff. Cos having already got some work experience yah sometimes if the world doesn't work in your favour, then to quote Hsien Wei, 'you better get your ass moving'! yah it may be wrong and stuff, but do it in a corporate way that doesn't tarnish your image. About backstabbing and stuff, hmm similarly it has OB issues too. If someone's not putting in enough effort but still get paid handsomely, then work glib tongue man hhaha.
 
Yah honestly it's not that bad if you think about it. It really sucks to be a goody-too-shoes working your asses off without wanting to take the fast route. So in a way i've learnt valuable lessons today, without feeling that evil streak in me reveal, because you can't let the whole world trample on you. Be dominant!
 
AND AFTER THAT IT WAS VIDEO VIEWING AGAIN! ZZZZZZZZ
 
OB lecture sucks lah nuff said.
 
Ok here's an interesting email Dayana sent me. Scorpio guy! Haha. An analysis of me. The ones in BOLD are true! The ones in italics are crap! The rest is on the fence.
 
 
 
SCORPIO MAN
       
A man with a foggy clouds over him. He is sensitive and easily hurt and   always feels lonely. He does not trust anyone but himself. Sounding so negative, but he has an amazing charisma. He is a compassionate man .  He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain. He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused   feeling. He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well. He does not like people who never try to help themselves  before asking other people for favors.
 
He is the type of guy who mostly achieved his goal in life. Once he sets his mind for something, he will  put all his energy and efforts in it , whether or not it is a small matter or  a   big project. One of the most success man in all the Zodiac. He is a very patient man and can waits for years to reach his goal. . He can not retreat or rest for  long,   for he thinks life has more questions and more answer to be searched.     
 
If he is in love, you will get plenty of love from him, sometimes may be   too   much than you have asked for. He is serious about love and relationship  and   will not waste time with someone he does not love whether how pretty she   is.      He hardly makes mistake. He could tell if you have any bad thought, and   will   not hesitate to tell you so. If you do not like straight forward sincere   man, then pack your bag now.
 
If you are an over sensitive person, try not to ask for his comments. He will tell you the truth, even you might not be able to take it.
 
Example , if you ask him if you are fat (and you are fat), he will say "yes, as big as a balloon".
 
 He makes such comments because he cares for you, so do something about your weight and do not get up set with  him. If he says "you look pretty today", you can be proud because he will not   say   such think just to please you if he does not really mean it.
 
 There will  be   both kind of people, those who like him and those who hate him. If you  are   in love this guy, be strong and belief in your decision, do not be   vulnerable. He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back  time.      He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could   not keep.
 
 He loves his friends and will do anything for his close  friends.   He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend. He is a   complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not   really   know him. He is happy to know he is a complex figure. When he is thinking   or   when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.      He memorize everything well. You may say something that you already   forgotten, but he will remember every words. He wants to be respected and   admired and at the same time he does not like people to have power over   him.     
 
When he falls in love, he really falls deep. A man in this Zodiac once in   love, he will be sweeter than sugar. He does not like a plain and simple   woman. A complex woman's mind is his venture. Always be interesting and   able   to talk to him about every things in any subjects. He does not like a  woman   who sits around waiting for his call
 
 
 
 

Sunday, July 18, 2004

NO WORK TODAY !
 
But no choice lah since I'm sick woo hoo. Not physically really really ill lah but my throat is crapping the hell outta me. Been dosing myself with Panadol the whole night until I read the box and it says 'don't exceed 8 in 24 hours'. Then actually felt ok when I woke up but feeling kinda dizzy anyhow so I called my counter to report sick, then call senior supervisor, then call manager. Hai apparently they can't do without me but no choice it's worse off if I passed my virus to them.
 
So my usual doc was closed so my mum took me to Eastwood, near Mel's house there waited about an hour and my consultation was over in like, 5 mins? Yeah nothing's wrong with me but got m/c to cover today. Then went Cold Storage and I bought ice-cream to eat. How sinful. Can't resist it lah. White chocolate ice-cream. Damm shiok sia.
 
So I'M GONNA ROT THE WHOLE DAY WOO!! I go play playstation!!

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Alright I shan't bore you about my work, so let's talk about my favourite topic: music
 
Hmm well lots of people said my music tastes have changed dramatically over the past few years, and I agree with them. But then again, when the music industry is always changing too, consumers love to hear a variety of music too. I mean gone are the days where the pop world is just dominated by the ever so popular Backstreets and Westlifers (yeah Adele must be thinking I have finally come to my senses) BUT it has been dominated by the BRITNEYS (yeah yeah yeah) and the peas, to name a couple. In terms of different music dimensions, also gone are the typical pop and R & B hitting the radio waves. Acts like 12 Girls Band, Maksim, Outkast and again, the peas have proven that creating music ain't about drums, guitars and the piano only.
 
Then again, we have the flip side of the coin. Also causing tongues wagging are the Will Hungs and insommniac singers like Jamie Cullum and Joss Stone. These acts are what I call the 'controversies' in music: you don't know how talented they are because their genre of music is so intruguing and their voice is so, well, 'controversial'. (except hung of course)
 
Interestingly, the music world has also changed in terms of another aspect: lyrically. Gone are the days where guys and girls can sing together some 'unisex' songs like 'Friends Forever'. I confess to liking these 'girls only' songs:
 
Kelly Clarkson: Natural Woman
 
Cos you make me feel
you make me feel
you make me feel like a natural woman
 
Tata Young: Sexy Naughty Bitchy
 
I pick all my skirts to be a little too, sexy
Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit, naughty
When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit, bitchy
Can't change the way I am
Sexy naughty bitchy me
 
Tata Young: Cinderella
 
I don't wanna be like Cinderella
sitting in a dark old dusty cellar
Waiting for somebody
to come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White
waiting for her handsome prince to come and save me
 
Hmm, what songs can the guys sing?
 
Ooh. How ironic.
 
N'Sync: Girlfriend
 
Why don't you be my girlfriend?
I'll treat you good
I know you hear your friends when they say you should
 
5566: Boyfriend
 
I know you got a boyfriend
another man
another guy by your side
someone who would hold for you
 
eeew. I think Tata Young rocks shit man. lol

Friday, July 16, 2004

Ok not a bad week in school overall. Starting to feel the pain of 9am classes all of a sudden. And it doesn't help that ZW has to start my day off. She comes to class at 8.45am.
 
ZW = Zhang Wei / Zombie Woman / Zulu Wulu
 
jkjk. If not she attack me lol.
 
Did lots of sports this week like badminton (2x), tennis, soccer and pool counted? Guess so. Feeling as fit as a fiddle now. And it's good that I'm making use of the school facilities cos I paid for them anyway.
 
Projects and stuff, yeah, nothing much I hope I'm making progress.
 
I DIDN'T GO TO TOWN THIS WEEK!
 
Working Saturday and Sunday.
 
Good movies I will try to watch:
Mean Girls (2x)
Supersize Me
Brotherhood
Sisters
King Arthur
Visitors
Japanese Story
Undead
 
Ha yeah right like I'll find time to watch 8 MOVIES? lol

Thursday, July 15, 2004

LINKIN PARK - NUMB

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless
Lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure
Of walking in your shoes

[Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow]
Every step that I take is another mistake to you

I've
Become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired
So much more aware
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly
Afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you

[Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow]
Every step that I take is
Another mistake to you
[Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow]
And every second I waste
Is more than I can take


And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me
With someone disappointed in you

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Ah gosh sometimes school is like work. There are days when there are mountains of work to be done, other days I'm taking a full siesta. Anyhow, to sum up school these 2 days, BORing. With a capital B.

So yah I bumped into Ivy Tan and she commented about my weight. Whether it's positive or negative you would have guessed, but honestly it's taking a toll on me. I do find it hard to alter something that is genetically inborn in me, unlike poor performance at school or work. Frankly speaking I'm not too bothered cos others' opinion is ALWAYS second to mine. I mean why should I change myself because others want me to.

Ok that's digressing from the normal blog, but yah I have quite a bit of time to burn before my exercise session later, and there's absolutely nothing interesting to blog about my life. You wouldn't want me ranting on and on about solution-for-insommniacs lecturers hypnotizing me with their voice or tutors who faithfully use up the 2 hours they so honouraby have during tutorials.

Well well, on the brighter side, OB project is turning out to be quite interesting, but I prefer to shy away from the heated debates that are ongoing regarding our very controversial issue.

Food is taking a toll on me. Maybe I'm quite picky about food, even with so many canteens, but nothing really stands out. Not like the brilliant yong tau foo stall, delectable prawn mee and tantalising mouth-watering satay bee hoon in my sec school. Here, it's the sort of food that causes even your intestines to sigh.

Alrigt, I learnt never to be picky about food.

Ok back to work now. zzz.

Sorry all my knights in shining armour yours truely has too many tasks that needs to be accomplished!

Tuesday. Business Etiquette class well well I can't figure out what to wear I HATE TO DRESS UP! Crap crap somebody saaaaave me.....

Yes yes I've also gotten myself a real manual diary cos there's too much stuff in school.

Ok back another time.

Hmm which tie is nicer??

Yours truely,
Britney Spears everytime singing her everytime song

Saturday, July 10, 2004

I'm so sleepy it's 8.47 in the morning. Waiting for that stupid director's honour thingy to start. Ask me come at 8am JUST TO MARK ATTENDANCE. The thing starts at 10am.

They really wanna kill us man.

Ok yesterday was great fun. I WENT CLUBBING!

IN TP!!

SPORTS HALL!!

Yeah Jam n Hop wasn't so bad considering that I'll need to wait a kerzillion more years before I turn 18. Better seize any opportunities first. Overall the songs were ok JUST THAT THERE WERE NO BRITNEY AND USHER -_- But yeah felt so cranky after all the mad dancing. Fell down several times too thanks to those who helped me up sorry I really acted so madly haha.

The breakdance performances were terrible. All rubbish. I literally fell asleep. Really. On the floor.

Mass dance as usual was tiring too and I fell down while dancing in circles haha. Well anyway it was pure fun. This type of atmosphere usually after exam then after but suddenly they organise it now so go lor lol.

Ok back to rotting mode zzzzzzzzz

Friday, July 09, 2004

WHAT I CAN'T RHYME? RUBBISH.

There's this tutor called Zhangwei
When she teaches the sky is gray
But in the end I appreciate her so much
I really wanna give her a hug

Britney Spears rocks this earth
I've been listening to her since birth
Too bad she's getting engaged
To a dancer who's twice my age

Black Eye Peas are funky and cool
When I listen I just drool
Hey Mama, listen to the beat
It lifts me off my feet

Godiva biscuits are so sweet
Even Adele can't contain her greed
Fills my day with happiness
Takes away my lonliness

I think my poems will be a hit
You won't worry about your zit
I'm crapping around man sorry pals
This one goes out to Mels


Thursday, July 08, 2004

Zhangwei Zhangwei!

Let me attempt to write a poem about Zhangwei.

Today had Applied Research at 12
Zhangwei was talking to herself
We were all crapping like kids
Laughing till we had fits

Yeah that really sums up lecture. It's driving me crazy. Was trying on Marilyn (la la lin) necklace as well haha I'm so bored it was this huge green beaded necklace had trouble putting it on and taking it off and didn't realise there's a lecturer sitting behind observing the class. He must be thinking I'm some meterosexual nutcase man *pukes*

Had group meeting for that subject. Turns out that my groupmates have lots in common so we were b****ing around the bush most of the time too yah.

Lugged myself to TM with 8 of the tourism peeps to watch SPIDEY 2 again. So boring. I knew everything man except 1 part when I was almost dozing off and BOOM the bad guy came up and scared the crap outta me man haha. So embarressing.

And yeah haha Cheryl must be thinking I'm crazy. 'retro sucks' And.......

Dinner at TM. Turns out to be a b****ing session again. (btw i'm not vulgar k) Haha we can direct another movie 'Mean girls 2'. Or 'Mean boys'. Whatever, we created such a scene in the food court man hahahaha

Alrighty HIP HOP N JAM tomorrow!!

Alrighty back again hmm ok yesterday had etiquette class again and I think I'm really gonna screw up this subject. My dressing was totally off. As in, no guy would probably be caught dead in it yeah got tons of criticism BUT I DON"T CARE anyway Revi Nair said my beautiful red tie was ok. As for my blazer I guess I need to think carefully about investing in one. Other than that it really pisses me off every Tuesday dressing like Prince William but ending up behaving like William Hung.

The lecture was even worse. The lesser said, the better.

Haven't got my lecture notes for OB (week 3 already! somebody kill me please) so I didn't really listen during lecture and it was soooooooooooo hot in that formal attire anyway. Rushed off to pass some stuff to yushan after that hai she gave me chcolates but I didn't get her anything no choice man I'm rushing like crazy.

Tennis at Mel's house was goody goody good man I need to improve but I'm enjoying it. Swam for 30 minutes wow the water was so cold brrrrr... and yeah had a good time relaxing Mel your house rocks.

Simpang Bedok dinner was a disaster I guess the guys know why I shan't say much read my previous blog entry.

Today had a short day in class just marketing and APEL woo I'm so glad I finish my marketing PBL man. The whole group was like rushing through it I think it's not worth it BUT I DON'T CARE cos PBL sucks. Yup. Went to TM to buy my new pencil case!! Red FILA one. Looks kinda odd but never mind I'M IN LOVE WITH RED RED RED..

Ok out for now

Monday, July 05, 2004

Monday blues? Not exactly lah haha. So there you have it. Shock of the century. This beats William Hung getting a record deal. And of all teams..

Greece. Greece won Euro 2004.

There's something wrong with Planet Earth man. Such a ridiculous outcome. If that's the standards of champions, England or France might as well hire me to play for them. Or ask me to replace that crybaby Cristiano Ronaldo gosh it's only a defeat and he wails like a baby in front of National TV.

Alright so went for OB tutorial and we were doing a William Hung case study. How appropraite. But Philomena See was so boring so I was dozing off.

Accounts, alright. Mr Chng was going too fast. So just copied down everything he wrote.

Had project meeting! Sigh the projects are piling up. Today supposed to have Marketing discussion, but we ended up discussing Applied Research until Tracy realised we were doing wrong project. Yup that's the reality of the situation. Way too many projects gosh.

Well, a consolation was that Aisha was absent so no COMM SKILLS!!

So after that went off to sell textbooks! The demand was overwhelming man! I'm still short of many more tourism books. Practically sold off everything within minutes.

Hmm went off to Suntec in the evening to watch MEAN GIRLS can you believe my younger brother actually won the tickets by calling in 98.7. Yah so since it's free I went and the movie was alright. Kinda hilarious and makes me assured that being a guy is much better than being a girl. Yup. No dodgy catfights. No I'm-more-popular-than-you catfights. No you-better-not-touch-my-guy catfights. And no worrying about putting on 1 KG. Lol

Ok off to bed now have 4 hours of etiquette tomorrow seriously I don't give a shit about the subject I don't even know what I wanna wear man.

Sunday, July 04, 2004

Ok suddenly I don't have much time to use the computer man so tiring these days. Yesterday was good went for pool and then dinner at Changi Village. The nasi lemak really rocks to the core. Without exaggerating, even sounding cliche, I have to say it's the best in the world. The long wait was well worth it yah. Then of course met some you-know-what at Changi Village and Ashraf was so excited. Bah.

This morning woke up early to watch Singapore Idol at Suntec. My aunt brought me into the holding room and watch people audition. It's only today that I realised Singapore has no real talent man. Even those who got through got comments like 'well you are average but I'll give you a second chance' unlike those in American Idol where they say 'wow you can really sing'. Singaporeans can't sing for nuts. There's not a single one stood out at all. And the hopeless ones can cheekily claim 'oh many people claim I sing like Ronan Keating' man I almost died laughing if you sing like Ronan KEating the I'm the next Clay Aiken man. And the song choices were horrible I mean who on earth would sing songs by Hoobastank and Creed? And of course it really irkes me when people destroy the nice songs like 'natural woman', 'heaven knows', 'I will still love you' and so on..

The judges were pathetic. I mean, REAL PATHETIC. You might as well let me judge. Dick Lee was alright. He's a casual Randy Jackson and you wouldn't mind him criticising you cos he's an acclaimed music songwriter who has earned the rights to do so. But the rest can just shut the hell up forever. It was plain blood-boiling hearing Florence borrowing all the lines and jokes from American Idol and Ken trying to be a mean Simon Cowell. There was one time when Ken tried to be mean but he ended up so lame all of us in the holding room was laughing our guts out. He's not cool enough to be a Simon Cowell. Doug O wasn't even judging. I don't know what's he doing there talking all the rubbish.

Oh yah my aunt wanted to give me a cameo appearance on tv but I didn't have the nerves of steel to sing in front of everyone. It was lame if I said yes.

Ok so much about that then went to work and shan't talk about it lah.

gosh another long day tomorrow.

Saturday, July 03, 2004

BUSY BUSY BUSY no time to blog no time to blog kijhswdjkashjkdXKLNLKAsdxnqa

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Busy busy busy partying!

Hmm yesterday finally met my CP Grace Chia. Also our marketing and APEL tutor. Found out that she graduated from the pioneer batch of tourism management students so she's my grand grand.... senior. Quite knowledgable I would say! And our APEL assignment is already done. For me that is. The assignment is to set up a blog.

Tata!

Yup, so I forsee Ms Chia would be reading this too? Maybe

Ok met Sevverl and gang to play soccer a little before before taking a cab to Marina Square for the Spiderman 2 premiere. Good show! But first one was better. This one's kinda violent as well. But overall wasn't so bad. Then I saw my aunt and she fetched Iz and me back to Simpang for supper with ken as well. The mee goreng SUCKS! Don't eat it. It's so spicy!

Ok today my day is ruined by a boring and ridiculous lecture. Zhang Wei really makes me crazy! I can't understand a single thing! Felt so restless man I was dying inside man I have to see her for 2 hours tomorrow too! Somebody kill me!

Went to play ping-pong after that with the multi-talented Adele as well (who embarressed me during lecture by dropping my pencil BOX) as the guys. I'm improving. Slowly improving.

Took a cab to town after that. I had 50 quid with me and the cab driver had no change so I had to find somewhere in Suntec to get change! Irritating man. In the end no one had change so had to draw from ATM. Hai make my life so inconvenient. Met my ex airport colleagues for dinner and of all places they chose CRYSTAL JADE. I hate CJ! No choice lah didn't really like the food, then went Esplanade rooftop to talk. Quite nice actually! Yup then all of us had to leave hai nothing much of an outing I guess.

Ok another long weekend ahead gosh God give me strength!