You will be remembered.

Rest in peace.

HERE WE GO!

Chocolate fantasy, 21st ecstasy

Thanks to all for a truly memorable night.

More pics to come soon.

So the time has come. The beginning of life as a real adult. No more acting like a childish brat, no more sneaking into R21 movies and no more obsessions over defunked boybands (with the exception of Spice Girls comeback!)

Sucks to be 21! But thanks for all your wishes.

Had a blast on Wednesday night mambo. Didn't plan on going as I was in school doing assignments, bumped into James and his army friend on the way back home and they had plans to head down. The life of an officer - booking out at 9pm, booking in at 4am, waking up at 6am. How is that fun in any way? Didn't actually went for Mambo but Phuture the whole night was pretty good. Amazingly packed even though all the uni students should be mugging their life away this period but oh well. I had the sickest night sharing 5 jugs between 3 of us, and didn't even use our remaining 2 coupons! Ouch. I need to stop being an alcoholic!

Thursday was the big day with everyone texting me to report about the catastrophe in England!

It was a big shock for me. England, with all their superstars, dumped out of the European championships next year. Bunch of losers.

Met up with JULES after her return from Aussie. Pigged out at Sakae while she related her whole love story with Arthur. I was almost reduced to tears man. I mean, here's a guy who would actually fly all the way to Perth straight after BMT to meet his girlfriend without even arranging anything. Everybody now.. Awwww...so sweet..

Caught FRED CLAUS which was completely and utterly disappointing as a Christmas movie. Just stick to Love Actually please.

Wedding dinner after that, officer got married in the most glamorous way in Marriot. Had a military style march in with 8 other officers, but sadly got sabo-ed very badly! 30 push-ups and carrying the bride - all while decked smartly in No.1 uniform. Right, how cool. Photos later!

The weird things that humans do.

Read an article about this farmer actually marrying a dog to break a curse! Apparently he was crippled suddenly and after consultation, a certain guru told him it was retribution for stoning 2 dogs to death and so he decided to marry, erm, a bitch to break that curse.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Ok, I won't be so inhumane to say stoning the dogs was okay. Because it's not and despite how cruel I can be towards this species, I will choose some other humane way to erm, put them to sleep, if deemed necessary.

BUT YOU CAN'T GO AROUND MARRYING DOGS!

I'm totally disgusted because it is a disgrace to the entire human population on the face of this earth and if I ever see this man I will definitely knock some sense into his thick skull!

The article was titled 'Man marries dog to break curse' and one person on the forum said this was too species-ist. 'Why can't it be dog marries man to break curse'?

RIGHT. And how is a dog suppose to propose that it wants to marry a human? I really want to know because from all my unfortunate encounters with dogs these 21 years of existence, a dog may have intentionally proposed to me unknowingly.

DON'T MAKE THIS MORE RIDICULOUS THAN IT ALREADY IS!

My unit had their annual D&D tonight at Safra Mount Faber. It's going to be my last event with them since I ORD in 7 months so I wanted to make this memorable. And boy was it a blast! I think I must have drank too much, felt so tipsy after that. My officers were claiming I look like a lobster. Oh well the people in my unit can drink a lot, so much that we ran out of alcohol in the end!

Realised I only took one pathetic photo on my phone. Fortunately there was a photographer there to capture everything so I must get the pics from him. Theme was 80s disco mambo jambo! This is the winner of best-dressed, my soccer buddy Roy! Crap, I look horrible. Definitely more like the 60s. I have a terrible dress sense.



I WANT THAT WIG AND SHADES!

It happened again.

Yesterday I was walking towards the school with Terence and Keegan through the back path way. It was like the 80s shophouse, really creepy. And then I saw my worst enemy - a black and ferocious dog on a leash guarding the pathway. I don't know what breed is it. Heck, I don't even know a Husky or a Huskey or whatever you call it is actually an expensive dog. I thought it was a car.

So there I was, trapped there between a narrow pathway and a dog about to break its leash, barking like a, pardon the pun, mad dog. Keegan and Terence passed the test, but I refused to move lest it sinks its fangs into my puny arms and I bleed to death in the middle of Telok Kurau just 2 weeks short of adulthood.

Last resort, I had to climb over a fence and walk through a drain on the other side just to pass that black baboon. How sad.

Got attacked by a bee and now a dog wants to eat me for dinner.

WHAT AM I? EVAN ALMIGHTY??

SARAH'S 21ST BRITHDAY

Too bad girl, you're 21! Big big adult already eh! Unlike me. Wahaha.


Day 1 - checking into the chalet and celebrations at the stroke of midnight.

I sang the entire Zhou Jie Lun album in the car while on the way to chalet and everyone couldn't believe it. Hur hur. I laughed my heads off watching Jackass 1 after that. It was extremely hilarious. Then it was mahjong till dawn. Hardly had any sleep!









Day 2 - The Big Day

Happy birthday! Had a busy day preparing for the dinner. Check out the 100 helium ballons that filled the chalet room!







The ladies putting on their make up and doing their hair.







Arrival of the cake!



That's Bryan tying the balloons to the tables



Writing the guest book and everyone had to write one page. So the only way was to write big big.








Cake cutting time!







Posing with the presents.







Just wanna say,

Thank you for leading me astray by teaching me how to play mahjong, bringing me underaged clubbing, teaching me to play pool at Pavilion all day long. What other vices am I going to adopt when I turn 21?

But nonethesles, hope you had a great time and your present will be on the way !

jerms scofield

I GOT STUNG BY A BLOODY BEE.

Yeah what's wrong with me. First it was sneeze your heart out, and now it's attack of the bees!

So I was walking nochalently out of my house, then somewhere along 23 or 25 Jalan Simpang Bedok (WATCH OUT!), a humongous bee emerged from some small plantation and viciously attacked me. It buzzed around and decided to stick itself on my puny lump of hair, clinging to it like a sweet-smelling flower.

Instinctively, I stuck out my left hand and grabbed the gargantuan bee. It proceeded to fend itself, emitting an irritating buzzing sound before finally relenting and falling dead on the ground, lifeless.

I stared in horror at my 4th finger, bleeding from a bee attack.

Went to see the medical officer in camp and he prescribed some cream, which hasn't really worked its magic. Oh, that's after taking a needle and scraping out all the dead cells on my finger. Still feeling all that numbness. Ouch.

I just wish, really, that all the animals and insects would just disappear from the face of this earth. I can't take it anymore. These creatures are just wasting space and posing a threat to humanity. They are irritants that don't want to live their own life, wandering all around thin air and hoping for something to happen, like maybe they could suddenly communicate with humans and then there would be more purpose in their lives.

Freaking pissed. Couldn't even have a proper driving lesson because of a bloody bee.

SO WHO WANTS TO WATCH BEE MOVIE WITH ME?