Firstly, HaPPy BiRtHdAy MaE! I KnOw GiRlS YoUr AgE LoVe ThIs FoNt, So IrrItaTiNg As It iS, I ShALL PlEaSe YoU tOdAy, AnD WhEn YoU'Re BlOwInG ThE CaNdLeS Off YoUr CaKe LaTer, DuN FoRgEt tHe aLL ImPoRtAnT BiRtHdAy WiSh Is ThAt FoR UnClE JeRmAiNe To SeE YoU GeT A* FoR PsLe MaTh ThIs YeAr!

Whew. That was 5 minutes of useless blogging. HEY! Guess what. Uncle Jermaine here is getting fat. And I'm not saying it. Other people are! Yikes. Diet diet diet. That's the repercussions for not moving 8 hours a day and eating a spread of food during lunch break everyday.

Hey guys, here's a spinoff I got from a movie. About bloodtypes haha. Let's say your wife is cheating on you in bed now. What would you do?

1) Dash in with a sword in hand!
2) Stand at the door, and think of what to do
3) Peek through the room,whatever method you use
4) Call the cops and charge her with adultry!

Option 1 - Blood type A
Option 2 - Blood type O
Option 3 - Blood type AB
Option 4 - Blood type B

Accurate? Certainly not for me! You can make my guess.

Anyway, I can't believe there was only front row seats at a 1.50am show in Orchard! People get a life! Walk to Chinablack and drink 10 shots! Now my neck is hurting.

Was On MSN the whole night. I don't usually do this, but here were some interesting convos (names have been ??? to protect privacy and the writer's life) And I promise with all my life, I did not change any single word they said.

CONVO 1

?????? says:
hahaha..lol

?????? says:
got pretty girl in CX?

jermsair says:
hahahahaha..u mean the stewardess?

????? says:
or all old ass

????? says:
u got talk to the stewardess

jermsair says:
got...of course...in the aeroplane

jermsair says:
we sit down chit chat

?????? says:
wah pretty or not? chinese?

jermsair says:
of course chinese..not pretty la haha

hahahaha. I thought the reputation for pretty stewardesses would go to.....SQ? EK?


CONVO 2

????? says:
so long nv see them.. but ---- didnt change much..hah

jermsair says:
hahaha..yea yea

jermsair says:
then i nv change ah ..lol

????? says:
u... eh... abit more handsome

????? says:
now more tidy ... definitely

wahahaha. ok I know a lot of you just puked on your afternoon tea break, or maybe you won't have any stomach for dinner later.

so did i !

Run Around

The sky that hasn’t cleared up for a while
As usual retains your smile
Cried before
Yet no way to bury guilt

The kite has run around in the overcast sky
Missing you, still waiting to be saved
I’m pulling the string
Reviewing the tenderness you gave

Loneliness that is insolating
Laughing at me for not being able to give a promise
How come, how come
You unexpectedly forgave me

I can only forever be reading the lines
Reading the hurt I gave you
I cannot forgive myself
Then ask you to regard that I’m already not here

I open my eyes
Looking at the empty space
Forget the expectation you had towards me
Finished reading dependency
I will leave very soon


I had a strange dream, that I was performing this song in CHINESE. I wonder what are the implications. I've had very weird dreams at night, and I just dreamt that I was a star!

I love this song a lot. Can you guess?

(hint: it's not from sly -_- )

Now I realised, why everyone has been pestering me to get a driving license, lazy as I am. The feeling of just cruising down the expressway to the music of 987 and chatting with a good ol mate, ah, sure beats the cab anytime. (not referring to the financial aspect)

Anyway, met Dan in town, 1 of the few in TP who can boast he has driven me out for lunch during a 1 hour break in between classes. Anyway, that guy has been treated like a royal king in Diner's World. Dang. That was my Plan B should CX snubbed me. But really goos to hear that he has chosen to network with our airline a lot for the next 6 months. Talk about alliances huh :)

Then, on a lighter note, there was this ultra short drive from my place to Simpang Bedok after a heavy round of tiles, and Thongz needs to improve his parallel parking. And that was enough to demoralise and deter me from making those long trips to Ubi. But then again, it ROCKS! Even if it's just from Simpang Bedok to Simpang Bedok coffee shop!

SIP starts officially in less than a day! Good luck mates. SLEEP EARLY, AND DON'T BE LATE FOR YOUR FIRST DAY

happy vesak day

3 DAYS OFF !

And..my grandma is off to USA for a month. Mum off to Shanghai for a week. Dad still busy with clients in KL.

Haha. Anyone wanna party at my place? I have stocks of Vodka and lime :)

Good to have a break before SIP officially starts. To my friends not involved, read this: maximum 3 MCs in 6 months! Gosh. I better stock up my Vitamin C. Anyway, I went to tidy my cupboard, and my clothes have been virtually untouched for this month! Unless it's on weekends. But after work, I don't bother to change. Sucks. To see my whole pile of jeans collecting dust. My new tshirts as new as ever. My shoes, are like getting smaller.

And I realised, working office hours is frustrating at times. Usually, it's 2 buses to work, but at 7.30 in the morning the whole Singapore is taking buses and the traffic is crawling, so I have to take the subway instead (man, that's how the ang mohs say it). And, I don't even have an opportunity to go the bank because it closes when I finish work.

All for CX. Wee.

Bo and Carrie in the finals. I won't be home to catch the finals and the results. Thankfully.

Speaking of finals, it's the FA Cup and the Champions league, the former being a classic titanic match, and the latter being very...ridiculous, regardless of the result. And no more late nights till August!

Got a call, my tuition kid got a B for Maths, 72/100. That's jumping 2 grades from a fail to a high B!

And my first reaction was..

WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN FOR MY MATHS??

Hahahaha, I won't be mean. Well done Mae :0) We will hit the A !

I love my com!

The feeling of typing is just overwhelming. Just 1 of the life's pleasures I take for granted when you've been hit with an office hour job. Ok I caught HOUSE OF WAX, like finally, after ignoring those comments about the gore, and boy was it gory! At one point, I almost puked on the recently-devoured Mos Burger. No joke. I'm surprised this isn't even R21. But I'm gonna carry on my horror movie spree. How ironic!

Off for more Eye For A Guy!

BON VOYAGE CALEB !

Dear fellow bloggers,

Hmm, it's kinda getting irritating now, so please, no more links to the song 'Almost Here', be it mp3 or lyrics. No offence, but I think it's a stupid song if you really go through the lyrics. This is a terrible song to associate yourself or your relationship with, and I say this because it does bug me. Tell me all your problems, and the music guru yours truely will give you your perfect lullaby to suit your quandary.

I promise, NO BRITNEY.

MOVIE MARATHON FOR HOUSE OF WAX, AMITYVILLE HORROR AND CURSED!

Anyone interested? wahaha

No more Federov on Idol!

It's amazing how he sang the best performances of the night, and got the least votes. Reality TV is so intriguing. Hope Vonzell does it this time around! Boo to the farm girl and the drunkard rocker.

Amazing Race concluded with a team, devoid of cash and belongings, edging out 2 survivors to win. I would say 1 of the better races this season, very close fight, but Rob is just too mean on television. Yikes.

Eye for a guy kicked 2 more out, with 3 out of original 10 remaining. Those damm guys don't understand the meaning of INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR. Please kick all of them out and let me win that Europe trip with her.

I'm drowning in Federov 'I'm already there'....

Ok work work work, met the country manager and got a task to complete by June. At least, there's something in my portfolio for SIP. Well, I've got it going on at the counter and things and toughening up. It's a huge commitment, and there's this lingering fear of making mistakes. But we rock anyway haha.

WEEKENDS !

I'VE SURVIVED 2 WEEKS!

2 long weeks. I've never looked forward to weekends more eagerly than yesterday. No more slogging my sorry body outta bed when the sun isn't up yet and the long bus rides home with 4,000,000 office peeps. Whew.

I have absolutely no life except in the airport, so bear with me. This week the training intensifies, and even had a 2 hour long test yesterday which I'm probably gonna fail, but I won't get sacked. Anyway, got our duties and start work proper next week with a mentor. Basically what is involved will be check-in, departure, arrivals and transfer desk. So for that someone who forsee that i'm gonna pack airline food for 6 months, wahaha. Tough luck. I told you CX rocks.

Oh yes, and you saw the photos, everyday it's going on board those mega airbuses and boeings to slack. Actually it's just to view the operations and watch videos, but we couldn't help plonking ourselves into those first class seats and waiting for the stewardesses to serve us. As CX puts it, "Service straigh from the heart". Wahaha. And lunch is always the best time because of the long break and vast array of food to choose from everyday, we've walloped Swensens, Ajisen, BK, Al Hamra Mediterraenean pizza, and best of all, POPEYE THE SAILORMAN! And you always hear stories about girls over-ordering and leaving the guys to finish their leftovers, I've experienced it first hand for 2 weeks. :):)

But sadly, as of next week work starts earlier and ends later. Busy busy busy. And there's no uniform as you can see, so I've spent a bomb getting clothes online and from G2K. Haha, I wonder how $500 a month can renumerate all these expenses. High cost of living. At least I haven't blown any cash on clubbing recently, which reminds me, Mambo anyone?

Sarah says:
and yes, they commented my chinese has depreciated tremendously since the last time they spoke to me. in another way, they mean, my chinese sucks. WAHAHA! but it`s ok, my chinese is supposedly good in front of andrew, caleb, jermaine. and godly in front of shaun. wahaha! i mean, who gives a shit bout chinese. i only speak chinese to like less than 5 pple all my life. but i still believe i can speak fluent chinese. WAHAHA! -serious dammit.

And this is a big problem for me. I've gotta make announcements in Chinese, so can anybody translate this for me: "Thank you for flying with Cathay Pacific. Boarding has commenced. will all First and Business Class passengers please board first?"

"Would you like a Window or isle seat?"

I need to watch Ru Hua more often

MILLIONS and COACH CARTER are excellent shows. Bring the tissues.

bathing in the lounge


this is your captain speaking

Business class

Lounge
Transit

I shall make this real quick. So yes my life has changed dramatically. It's bed time at 10.30 sharp (ok that's like a minute more) and rise and shine at 7am. Totally reminiscent of Secondary School, just that you wake up early. I can't believe bed time is at 10.30. Yes I see a whole bunch of you laughing at me, but come 23 May when it's YOUR turn, we shall struggle waking up and hitting the snooze button 100 times.

This week, it's reminiscent of Wednesday afternoons in the lab - AMADEUS. It's computer based training everyday. Yes sitting in front of the screen and acting like an information counter is hell. We have a super thick workbook to complete man. Come next week, it's real time check in man. Woo hoo.

Went to G2000 and pondered about buying the shirts. Yup gonna get more. No uniform for me, so everyone will think I'm the manager. I will go down harsh on any pax who pays a freaking low economy class and demand an upgrade. You will be shot dead in front of me. If you are that low class, Valuair is at Counter 5.

A huge feat: 4 movies in 4 days. No wonder I can hardly open my eyes at work. But no champions league tonight. Nitez!