In the end, lost at pool. The Sats guys were great, I heard they've been working there for like a decade and they parkway after work everyday. No surprise though. But I did win my game, just not enough I guess haha. There was free flow of Popeyes and beer, I tell u, it's the best combination. Think that's why I'm quite knocked out now, lucky IBM drove me home. Ok off to bed tata.


jermaine owen luque.

Hey, RED EYE is a great movie, please watch it. You get to see how check-in staff like me get abused by passengers! Freaking sarcastic. And then, you get to witness a very intruguing plane hijacking, which really just portrays how dumb stewardesses are. Really. And how you can actually kill someone with a pen. I better warn my passengers. But anyhow it's a hella good movie, worth every cent. Especially the very delicious Rachel McAdams a.k.a Regina George off Mean Girls. Hahaha.

Tomorrow, it's the pool competition! CX vs SATS Lost & Found. Ooh. The whole world would be watching. Haven't actually even sniffed pool for a long time. Maybe my shifu needs to train me up again. Mind you, it's a girl. How pathetic am I. I thought guys should teach girls how to play pool instead. Yeah the endless post O level free time that got me hooked. But I'll probably play punch some time soon and she'll be broke anyhow! Oh well, those who are free, I need support, lest I get humiliated when my opponent clears the table. It's 1800hrs at Bill Bentley Pub, refreshments provided :)





WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SYLVESTER? He looks retarded man. Just like me in Sec 1. Serious.

I'm so not done with my Charlie and the Chocolate Factory obsession. Was at Millenia Walk and I saw a humongous candy shop (or maybe it was a candy factory) and I saw boxes of WILLY WONKA chocolates. Ooh. I'm already melting. I 've just finished a whole bar of Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Caramel Delight, and it really tastes like Whippilicious Scrumptious Caramelly Delight! But of course, it costs a bomb ok. Anyhow I still bought a few bars, and they claimed that the airport sells them too! Will go hunting for it on Monday.

Oh, on top of that, I got tickets for another round of the movie today. Can't get enough of Johnny Depp and his oompa Lumpas :)



Heard that my elder brother failed his TP ok. And he took 98985 months to complete and he failed. I mean, another legal driver in the family certainly would be great to chauffer the great one around. Hahaha. I just don't have the freaking motivation to drive, and on top of that, fuel prices are crazy ok. If I've done my Maths correctly, I'm better off taking cabs every day than to drive. Serious. Anyway, I think I will take 98727279835 years to complete my driving? Like a few months to complete basic theory, another few years for the lesson, and like the next millenium to complete just TP itself. If some people can get immediate failure within, I dunno, 3 minutes? That's the record? For rolling down the slope? I can't imagine myself. Maybe within 10 seconds. ZzZ. Somebody motivate me.




He turns 13 today. And he's certainly not getting that driving license sooner than me, cos his first obstacle is Chinablack and Zouk. HAPPY WAITING.

Hahahaha, this goes out to all the workholics out there, especially those in EVENTS. I'm sure you're the only ones who have to go through this crap of never ending work.


CX has a soccer and a pool team! It's battle of the airlines!

Got this off the net, though it's freaking hilarious, but also VERY TRUE. Especially for me.


Prison vs Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle --> for me it's smaller!


IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it-->this is starving me everyday!

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior-->correction: it's more work irregardless of good or bad behaviour

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself-->yes even if it's a 10kg bag!

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games-->What TV? What games??

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with the whole world-->airport toilet sucks

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family-->err....not true lah haha

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners-->on top of that, they pay interns peanuts!

N PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars-->couldn't be more true!

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK...........they are called managers--> :X

JERMAINE VS THE CAT


Haha that pic is so cute. A certain someone purposely took it to humiliate me huh. Tsk tsk. I'm seeing cats everywhere man. That day a cat sneaked into my house ok. As in, INTO the house. While I'm watching tv and my maid screamed 'GOT KUCHING IN THE HOUSE!' and I'm like wondering huh? What da hell is kuching? And I SAW A CAT STARING STRAIGHT BACK AT ME OK.

I'm seriously thinking of buying those small gates to prevent these sickos from disturbing my peace ok. Maybe I shall just steal from Jane's house, but then again, her dog will rip me apart. :x


That aside, it's been another tortourous week at work ok. Yes bear with my whinings. Like screwed up so much and my manager wants to see me every day. THERE GOES MY AUGUST APPRAISAL. But whatever, I'm still not perfect, any never will be. And the worst part is, THOSE HONGKEES JUST LOVE SCOLDING ME IN CANTONESE. Yes, I'm finally proud of my roots. At least I can comprehend their insults. LoL.

But the good news is, there's only 2 more months of hell, although strangely, I'm contemplating continuing part time when school starts, since they pay me so gloriously and handsomely while working ridiculously short hours once I become a part timer. And also, next month my office hours may be scraped, which means my long-awaited SHIFT WORK! *raises a Tiger Beer and shouts Hooray!* Ok, I admit it does suck waking up at an unearthly time when most people actually fall asleep instead, but at least I will have a life. MORNING SHIFT STARTS AT 5.30AM. LoL. I might as well go clubbing till close then take a cab straight to work.



VOTE OF THE DAY: NSYNC OR BACKSTREET BOYS ?

my workstation..



hi charlie!




Yeah I was so bored. Anyway, it was such a harrowing day at work. Got scolded upside down by a group of Hong Kees. They had the cheek to insult me in Cantonese thinking I'm some typical Singaporean who can't speak a word of Chinese. -___- YES I'M ACTUALLY A CANTONESE. But I didn't fight back of course. If I spark World War 3 on a lousy Monday morning, chances are, I'll probably have a trashy week. And chances are, they will complain against me and my SIP will be dead. wahhaha.

On another note, I drilled a passenger so hard, I could tell, he had tears in his eyes. *shivers*. Am I that tough? hahahha. Gosh I felt so bad. Excess baggage as usual. Life of a customer service officer :X

I'm officially a faint-hearted person, lasting only 5 minutes of INCREDIBLE TALES and I'm not switching on that telly till 1030. I'll have insommnia the whole night. But then again, I'm up for THE MAID and LAND OF THE DEAD. scary movie marathon anyone ? ***

"Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top because they value quality"

Saw this interesting road show by M1 today in town..







yeah so all u gotta do is score 3 goals into that small minute pathetic hole..and you'll win a manchester united jersey. unfortunately, only TWO went in for me! So i got an M1 shoebag. And it was sooooooooo close. Not that I really wanted the jersey (cos Man Utd sucks anyway) but all the guys were equally sucky. Can't even net a single goal. Hahaha.

Hey back for updates, Tuesday was of course NDP and I got the chance to celebrate at the Padang ! Here are some snippets:

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

I WOULD TRADE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, TO GET THAT GOLDEN TICKET, FOR THAT TICKET GETS ME INTO WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY, AND I COULD SWIM ALL DAY IN THE CHOCOLATE RIVER, BATHE IN THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AND EAT THE SUGAR COATED APPLES, SWEEEET LOLLIPOPS, HAZELNUT WONKA BARS, AND RIDE THE GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR..

The greatest blog in Singapore, xiaxue.blogspot, has been HACKED! Hahahahahaha. This is where bullshit gets you: nowhere. Here's a great abstract from her blog:

Abstracted from Xiaxue`s blog:
Now take 13, and minus the largest multiple of the number of players. This, if you are playing with the usual 4 people, would be 12 right?13 minus 12 = 1Thus we take the tiles from the first person (aka the zhuang).There! No more pointless counting during mahjong! Smart not? I thought of the formula myself ok

HAHAHA. Either she just learned mahjong, or she has F9 in Emaths. That's outrageous. I don't even classify that as a formula. It's something common called..common sense. Yeah that's the problem with people who have super high self esteem. They fail to see the simple side of life, and complicate the already-complicated side of life. Boo-hoo.

Look what I'm doing at work! Folding hearts! Lots and lots of hearts. And if you see clearly, it reads 'be giving' on the heart. So give generously, to the NKF. Wahahaha. Yeah right. And I'm keeping the heart cos it took me so long to learn the origami from ryna. It's like super big man.


VOTE OF THE DAY : IS MY BROTHER CUTER THAN ME?