Yes my blog is screwed up. Unfortunately, as everyone knows, I'm not a tech-savvy person at all. My new latop doesn't even have MS Office and I'm dying without it! I can't finish my assignments! And I blew my CNY cash on a brand new ipod video and I think it's gonna die on me soon. I've already killed 3 ipods! Beat that.

Anyway, ADELE LEE has flown back. And you'll only be back in July! I hope you won't put on the kilos when I see you again in 5 months -_- And stop criticising Singapore Airlines. They rock because I'm working for them when I finish my current stint!

And sorry I have to blog about your cool dad. FROM YOUR BLOG:

It's official..Daddy CANNOT play TABOO.He tried to describe "Kermit the Frog" by saying "It rhymes with dog".

How cool is that!

RIDZA'S 21ST
COSTA SANDS





TRYING TO BE EXTRA !


HEW WING AND I


Today is also my 'Mediacorp Aunt's birthday. Happy birthday! More tickets for 2007! We had a great celebration at my fav fav restaurant..I dunno the name! Brazil something something.

Basically, it serves authentic Brazilian food like beef and lamb, and my ultimate ultimate favourites in the buffet... chicken heart and baked pineapples!

The chicken heart, oh, it's so chewy and yummy, like eating gummy bears, and the juices just oozes out and the taste envelopes your mouth.....I pity the 'heartless chicken'.

The baked pineapples, OH, are to die for, I ate 3 whole slices. Fresh pineapples that are baked to perfection and served piping hot. Pineapples never tasted so good!

Sorry I have no idea what the nameof the restaurant is! Iz?

Everyone has strange dreams at night, don't we? So yesterday night was an absolute bizarre dream which really should take the cake.

So there I was, outside a row of houses, trying to break into one of them. For what particular reason, I don't know. But I certainly do not have any intentions to do so in real life. So I quietly tried to break into one big house by climbing over the gate. Unfortunately, the house beside it had a big ferocious dog which barked incessantly upon seeing me. Since I had experienced this all my life, in real life, I became oblivious to the barking and continued to break in.

The dog was a clever dog. It went one step further to try and stop me. Guess what it did?

IT USED A CORDLESS PHONE TO CALL THE POLICE.

A dog using a phone -_-

But, but! The police did arrive shortly and I was apprehended! How sad. Dreams aren't supposed to be bad! Fortunately, I probably went into a deeper sleep and the dream went into part two.

I was found guilty and sentenced to be in prison. And to cut a very very long story short, I DID A PRISON BREAK AND ESCAPED. Exactly like how Michael Scofield did.

Moral of the story?


DOGS ARE SMART, BUT THEY CAN NEVER OUTSMART ME.


wahahahaha!!!


what goes around, goes around, goes around,
comes all the way back around
what goes around, goes around, goes around,
comes all the way back around
yeah

CNY Day 1
The Gambling Den

So the events leading up to CNY were good. Firstly, I'm proud that I managed to finish most of my assignments considering the deadlines are all after this festive period. Anyway Friday was a rather dry CNY celebation at camp, honestly I didn't have any fun but what's new. It was half day, so afternoon it was off to Waraku to celebrate Ben Foo's 21st with the cell (thanks Ben for the treat!). Late at night, attended the V-day bash at Zouk. The Great Spy Experiment, touted to be a great local band for the future, performed a mediocre set which was very disappointing. But I managed to get JJ Lin's concert DVD at a great price yesterday and I have to say, local music still has hope with artistes like him!

Here's my reunion dinner photos at Tung Lok East Coast:

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
COMING TO ESPLANADE THEATRES THIS MARCH
THE WORLD'S BEST MUSICAL!
GET YOUR TICKETS AT SISTIC OUTLETS NOW!


happy cny !

Americans..........I am so speechless just watching them on TV.

So everyone knows the gameshow Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Apparently, I think we should set a new rule and abolish fastest finger first.

So there's this contestant, have to answer the first question. A $100 question. Easiest of the easiest. The question is - Which of the following is the biggest? I can't remember all the objects, but there were 2 that stood out - elephant or the moon. I can't recall the other 2 objects, but I presume both were obviously not involved in any significant ways. So that contestant was very unsure, and she used 50-50.

Using a lifeline for a $100 question! OK never mind. So left with elephant or the moon. Still very unsure, she called a friend.

2 lifelines for the $100 question. OK NEVER MIND. So the friend persistently told her, it's the moon. It has to be the moon. But the contestant was still skeptical. How could it be the moon?
So she used her last lifeline, to poll the audience.

3 LIFELINES FOR THE $100 QUESTION!

OK NEVER MIND!!

So the audience obviously chose the moon, like unanimously. And the contestant was still unsure, and she said she needs to go with her gut feeling, and that's the elephant! So she chose the elephant.

And we all knew what happened next. If Simon Cowell were standing there, he'd said 'That was absolutely horrible!' If Donald trump were standing there, he's said 'YOU'RE FIRED!'.

Now with my million dollar question...........




WHY IS THE MOON BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT ?

Yesterday was my first movie session at GV Vivocity, and it wasn't good enough to want me going back there again. The premiere for Protege was a star-studded event with the stars parading around the mall before the late show, but while the movie was a stunner, I'm peeved by the uncomfortable seats, freezing air-con and the reception of mobile phones all cut off! Now now, why would they do that in a movie theatre?

Back to office, my thoughtful colleague continued to fulfill my chocoholic cravings by getting more US-imported RESSES! Oh! This time it's the small round ones, which tastes like M&Ms and only better. Another colleague ate some and exclaimed it's the best chocolate in the world! I couldn't agree more. If I owned a hotel next time, I would create a RESSE spa and bath package!



"Go find the girl, then find grace"

-Prison break
Season 2

Hey!

Check out my other blog, http://jumpingjerms.blogspot.com !

It's part of my Uni assignment, to publish issues about media stuff. Yeah so it's kinda boring, very theoretical, but read when you are free lah! And if you have any burning issues which you want me to rant about, let me know when the tagboard is up and running!

I am utterly dismayed that Madonna's 'Confessions' Tour DVD has been banned in Singapore. That comes after I made 2 fruitless trips to HMV Heeren and Citylink just to find it after its worldwide release. There was a very controversial performance which is said to be mocking some religions, but I don't find any fault in that. Being there to witness the whole performance live last year in LA, Madonna was in fact trying to evangalise about the need to wipe out poverty in third world countries and to 'see the world as a unified whole.'

Speaking about intensity, I caught Babel the second time yesterday with a different group of friends, and it yielded a different set of opinions. I think it's a very intense show - that's how I can describe it. But it wasn't exactly Brad Pitt's most stellar performance, and it was the deaf Japanese girl who did a great job on the set! But I still think the Oscar will go to Little Miss Sunshine instead.

Off to JB for cny shopping!



Starlight, starbright,
First star I see tonight

Aunt came back from Kentucky on Wednesday, and since then it's been a sinful road to gluttony. I'm been eating so much Resses that it should be my middle name. Jermaine Resse Tan. And my trip to Candy Empire yielded a whole gigantic bar of Willy Wonka chocolate (which I haven't finished) and 2 humongous packs of Cherry Ripe. But this takes the cake: another aunt came back with a box of Krispy Kreme donuts. I WENT BERSERK!

In addition, she came back with a boxload of DVDs and magazines! Ok I'll never ever finish my assignments with such temptations.

On another sour note, I was at the unforgettable match between Singapore and Thailand on Wednesday. Glenn Ong summed it up the next day when he played Justin Timberlake's 'What goes around comes around' on Class 95 and said THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO THE THAIS.

Strong sentiments there! Well, may the best team win.



Ohhh, the sweetest thing